A Head Full Of Plush

Wake up. Make the alarm clock of your mobile phone shut up. Try to leave the bed. Try not to fall asleep again. Stand up a few minutes later. Go to the bathroom, do not forget your mobile. Take a morning pee (intense yellow, almost orange) whose smell resembles peanuts. Try not to fall asleep on the toilet. Ready your towel. Turn on the water and take a shower. Remind yourself not to shower to hot, because it's too expensive. Give up on reminding yourself because the hot water feels so fucking good. Clean yourself. Hair, Face, Ears, blow your nose, armpits, ass rim, crotch, feet, legs, stomach, belly button. Remind yourself to make it short because hot water is still too expensive but spend five minutes more below the falling water because, well, it still feels so fucking good. Get your towel and dry yourself. Do not forget drying your back or parts of your leg or your arms. Get yourself really dry. Use anti-transpirant. Dress yourself with underwear and socks and jeans. Clean the mirror of moisture. Dry your hair with the hair-dryer, prepare it for later styling. Dress yourself some more with shirt and sweater. Put your mobile into your pocket. Get to the kitchen, heat some water. Give some food to the complaining cats. Decide if you want cereal or bread for breakfast. You want cereal, it's easier. Get a bowl, fill it with oatmeal (soft), cinnamon pieces and chocolate granola. Apply lots of milk. Interrupt your breakfast and check the boiling water, if boiling fill some of it into a little dish, if not, do it later. Start eating and have a look on the white cat in case she tries to steal food from the other one. If she does, snarl at her and push her away with your right foot. She will miaow and move away. Finish your cereal. Pay attention to the boiling water if not ready before and proceed as instructed. Finished both you enter the living room, your personal stuff awaits you. Equip yourself with your watch, stuff your moneybag into your jeans, knot your key band to a belt loop and stuff the keys into a pocket, also. Feel better fully equipped. Check the clock. Realize you got ten minutes left. Go to the bathroom again. Take your tooth brush, apply tooth paste to it and brush your teeth. If you don't know how to brush your teeth then you are an idiot because you are already twenty-eight years old. Ask your dentist. Not now. Later. Take styling gel and use it with your hair. First make a mess to have it everywhere in your hair than try to shape it. If you fuck it up, well, you fuck it up. You have no time to wash again so you better try hard or you have to run around like this all day. Get the little dish with the now cooled water from the kitchen. Take a cotton pad, dip it into the germfree water and clean your eyes. Apply salve to your eyes to support the healing process. Watch your clock. No time left. Get your shoes and slip into them. Same with your jacket. Take the thick one, it's cold outside. You may also take a scarf. Check if you still got enough kleenex in your jacket, if not get new ones. Enter the sleeping room quietly and kiss your girlfriend goodbye for the day. Leave the sleeping room. Get your backpack from the living room which holds your scetch book and your college block and your pencils. Leave your flat. Leave the house. Get to the fucking train. It's a new dawn, it's a new day, It's a new life.

You know how I feel.